February 2012
thedreamersball:
Law and Order: G-Unit
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
It is storming pretty bad right now does any boy want to go out and lay in grass and watch the storm with me.
watching storms is my favorite thing to do they’re so interesting
1 tag
There’s this one really cute guy who goes to my school and the only reason why he’s not dating me is because he’s straight how stupid is that
i think nipples are sexy so…
russelhobbs:
have you ever stopped and actually thought about how dumb blogging actually is
hashtagshittedonem:
Nipples are so 2000 and late
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
Which boy should I talk to tonight
dibs
When “Pokemon” was first released in Japan,...
“Tumblr is so much more than a site, it’s my life”
– 13 year old blogger with 53 followers (via idiotblogger)
mexicancer:
goes to collect the 7 dragon balls to revive Tia
1612th:
the republican party only exists to encourage democrats to vote
THE AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN. . .
christianmingle:
h0ttndanger0us:
people take my videos seriously and too heart lol. maybe some of you should develop a sense of humor? idk lol…
You are the most brilliant and cunning satirist of our generation. God bless.
guccimom:
so many boys are in love with me it’s nauseating
garyfromteenmom:
wow this is the hardest i’ve yolo’d in my life
neneleakesweave:
only 2 more followers until 4694423467940203.35395399393025996940202 followers
“feelings are awesome”
– nobody (via commanderinqueef)
annefranksgasmask:
if you dont like the song schizophrenia by brokencyde you have horrible taste in music
commanderinqueef:
what a great day to have suicidal tendencies
edwad:
hey guys tumblr staff wants to give me like 30 ipads
textposter:
New from the US Postal Service: Natural Mail Enhancement
textposter:
Sometimes when I’m looking at myself in the mirror I just whip my dick out because its so pretty
everets:
all babies are gay until proven hetero
textposter:
Sorry I just get Tyler The Creator and Barack Obama mixed up
mormonhub:
who actually sits there and thinks:
“ha, that tyleroakley is so funny! I love his meme related responses and his witty additions to every single post!”
clavid:
puts class of 2012 best hair nominee on my resume
cardcaptorsollux:
how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer
do you know what happens when i get near a computer
thatsmoderatelyraven:
meryl streep could be anyone around us right now
nacreus:
why do people wear uggs with shorts are u hot or are u cold
teamcocket:
literally me 24/7
4794:
being famous is so much easier than school wow bye
coagulates:
my main goal in life is to turn into a boy
im not looking forward to the point in my life where Viagra commercials are directed at me
textposter:
you really dont need an FAQ
frostitution:
shavingryansprivates:
Mobile blogging is worse than rick santorum
nothing is worse than rick santorum
manchesterorgasm:
if a girl fucks ten guys in a year, she’s a slut. if a guy does it, he’s gay, definitely gay.
commanderinqueef:
instead of setting fire to the rain how about you set fire to my existence, thanks
AP Meth Lab
True Life: I try to hard on a website that doesn’t even matter